Your alarm goes off. Or maybe it's been going off? Who can really tell? All you know is that that thing is loud and you could have sworn you just went to bed 30 minutes ago...
Now. What's the first thing you do after turning off and/or snoozing the alarm?
Think about it. What is the very first thing you do in the mornings? Snuggle? Give a good morning kiss? Actually get up out of bed? Pee (not in the bad, ya nasty)?
I'll tell you the first thing I do in the mornings and no, it isn't take out my retainer. I leave in that bad boy because I'm too busy...
CHECKING TIMEHOP.
CHECKING TIMEHOP.
Listen, I'm sure we've talked about my obsession with Timehop before. It's a ridiculous app (emphasis on ridiculous in the best way possible) that shows you what you were doing on said day last year, two years ago, three years ago and, if you are really old, it will go all the way back to show you all those crazy teenage Facebook posts from many moons ago. People (me) go nuts over seeing this crap and then they (I) repost the pictures that are already on Facebook and Instagram because hey, what is life with social media if not to repost the same stuff an endless amount of times?
Like wanna know what I was doing today six years ago?
Being tagged in this picture on Facebook, duh.
What about yesterday last year?
Congratulating my sister on bathing herself, obviously.
Or how about when I saw I wished my cousin a Happy Birthday 2 years ago yesterday AND I went ahead to wish her a Happy Birthday again yesterday! I mean, technology! Come on! I would have totally forgotten I wished her Happy Birthday on her birthday two years ago!
And nothing makes me happier than seeing who used to write on my Facebook wall. Hello, one name I didn't even recognize, nice to meet you (again? apparently?).
File this under Things I Definitely Shouldn't Love, But Not So Shamelessly Do Love.
Hmm, wonder what else is in that file?
-When people post rings pics after the proposal
You are smart and know what everyone really cares about.
-When you order regular fries and a stray curly fry ends up in the mix.
Same goes for onion rings.
-When places of business have a way to schedule appointments online.
Does anyone really enjoy talking on the phone? Riddle me that.
-When you're vacuuming and you hear something being sucked up.
Imma clean the crap outta you, carpet!
Happy Friday!
Me love you long time, Timehop.
-When people post rings pics after the proposal
You are smart and know what everyone really cares about.
-When you order regular fries and a stray curly fry ends up in the mix.
Same goes for onion rings.
-When places of business have a way to schedule appointments online.
Does anyone really enjoy talking on the phone? Riddle me that.
-When you're vacuuming and you hear something being sucked up.
Imma clean the crap outta you, carpet!
Happy Friday!
Me love you long time, Timehop.
8 comments:
this is hilarious! i normally check the weather app (if i'm waking up to run) or the timehop app (if i'm not). my facebook status updates from 7 years ago are hilarious. and yeah people writing on my wall that i have no idea who they are now lol.
Those stray onion rings have my heart. Ha! Love when that happens ;) I've gotta say I've never used Timehop!!!
LOL- Yes, lets post and repost the same stuff over again bc duh, technology! ;) I know some people hate on ring pics and say it's tackyy. I say POST MORE! We wanna see the bling!! ;)
I actually don't have Timehop. I'm the last person on the planet to not have it, I know! I LOVE ordering fries and getting a stray curly fry or onion ring. Also yes to booking appointments online, or places at least having an email address/contact form. Talking on the phone? No thank you!
Ok, I need this app. Sometimes it'll come up on my FB, but I NEED THE APP!!! And that is officially the story of my vacuuming life...there's always something crackling up in it (usually legos that are too teeny to see but hurts the mess out of you if you step on them!) :)
I don't have the timehop app but this post convinced me that I need to download it! :)
I love checking timehop first thing in the morning! The stuff from Facebook seven years ago just crack me up. :)
timehop=digital daily scrapbook so therefore I love it! haha
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