April 6, 2016

currently: the april showers bring may hellfires one

making //
I'm currently making Freddie make popcorn almost every night. Like the from the kernels kind of popping corn. Like the kind of popcorn that makes you feel like you're snacking healthily. Like the kind of healthy popcorn that is almost too healthy so you have to drop in some chocolate to balance things out. Or something.

wish listing //
For some reason I've gotten it in my mind that this cut of bikini top will make my boobs look existent look good on me. I spend a lot of time on Target.com looking through the high neck bikini tops and trying to visualize them on me because for some reason they aren't carried in stores here. They look d@*m good on the models so I'm sure they'll look exactly the same on me. Insert hair flip and/or side eyes emoji here.

cleaning //
I won't even tell you how long it's been since I cleaned cleaned the apartment. You know, the cleaning that people did before Clorox wipes existed? Such a sad time that must have been! Made even more sad by the fact that internet didn't exist then either and they couldn't blog about their sad cleaning-all-the-time life. Spring cleaning is cool and all, but it would be cooler if dust just never collected on blinds and fan blades in the first place.

posting //
That is a good question/point. What should I be posting? Plz tell me and/or go ahead and write said post(s) for me. Because right now it's hard to do anything other than pretend to Pilates study while worrying about not studying enough while simultaneously growing five worry ulcers.

tasting //
Leftover Easter candy. And I never want to stop tasting leftover Easter candy. We're down to the last bag of Hershey's candy coated chocolate eggs AND I CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. Minus the whole just thinking about it now so I could write the previous sentence.

Are you currently stalking bikini tops on Target.com too?
Or are you currently dreading the hellfire heat of summer?
It's a BIG fat yes to both for me.

Linking up with Anne and Jenna. 

16 comments:

Mattie @ Northwest Native said...

I think the high neck bikini tops look so awesome on the models but I'm convinced I'd look like a crazy person. Popcorn is the best. We pop ours on the stove too so I always try to convince myself it has zero calories in it.

Erin LFF said...

I'm avoiding any and all bikinis until a later date ;) But I think you would ROCK that style- it's super cute!

P!nky said...

We love air popped popcorn for an after dinner snack. and we like to add m&Ms.

Anne said...

I LOVE that cut of bikini - I have 2 now, and I do think they make my non-existent chest look better than one that shows more skin. Plus they are kind of alluring without being revealing, and protecting a sensitive area from sunburn (and eventual wrinkles!). Get you one! And I'm down to the last package of Cadbury eggs here... I feel your sadness.

Darcy said...

Don't you wish you could just like pour all your trash on the floor and it would suck it up like in Disney's Smart House? haha I hope you understand that reference!
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The Siberian American said...

I'm really intrigued by high cut bikini tops, but I don't think they would look good on me!

Ashley @ The Wandering Weekenders said...

I'm dreading the crazy hot summer that I know that we're going to have this year too! Hopefully the nice weather we're having so far will last for a little longer! And I totally feel you on the not really cleaning. I hate cleaning so much that we have somebody come in once a month and do all the stuff that I hate so I don't have to do it.

Jessie M said...

Somehow both dreading & wishing for summer. And wondering if it's worth investing in a new bikini that might be more flattering because really I think I wore mine once last year, but I was in the water the whole time, so you couldn't see me to tell if it was flattering or not. Plus, the BF has seen it all anyways. Haha.

Seriously, window blind dust is the bane of my existence. How does it happen? And how do I clean it? What happens if I don't clean it?

Veronica Lee Burns said...

I'm stalking all the off-the-shoulder things lately! I can't get enough. I've never had anything like it before and now I want all of the ones I see haha

Ashley said...

We seriously share a brain. OK, I love that top. Super unique and it will GORGEOUS on you. Also, today, I was cleaning all the Easter candy out and throwing everything away and somehow I ate an entire chocolate bunny in the process. HOW?? WHY??!

Kayla MKOY said...

Umm please! ALL THE BATHING SUITS will look amazing on you ms pilates master ;) speaking of pilates... I'd love for you to post more about that! WHY you're choosing to teach, your favorite moves/exercises, where you get all your crazy cute workout clothes.

...and I wouldn't be upset if you posted more Lupe photos!

Carly Messmer said...

I'm good at keeping things tidy, but "clean" cleaning, ugh I hate it. Someday I'm going to get fancy and hire someone to do the deep cleanings.

Melanie said...

I always love Target for their wide selection of swimsuits and options!! I really need to clean clean my home too...It's been too long!! I also am nibbling on easter candy still!! Everyone kept giving me peeps!! I have wayy too many!! =)

Melanie | Blog: Toots + Dill

The Girl who Loved to Write said...

Target's bikinis are KILLING it right now. So cute!

Candace Shiflet said...

mmmmmm that is the BEST kind of popcorn ever, But then I season it with so much butter and salt it is probably more unhealthy than movie theatre popcorn haha and be grateful for having small boobs! (just guessing from your post haha) because I WISH mine were smaller, it would be soooo much easier to wear cute bikinis and stuff. It's hard to find something that doesn't make me look like a freak hanging out everywhere. anddd ohhh cleaning, let's just become rich and hire maids, k??? ;)

Kristen @ See You In A Porridge said...

hmmm i haven't tried one of those high neck bikini things but i am with you on the non existent boobs. i don't think they would work though, like bandeaus look horrible on me. i've found the best ones - to make me not look like a boy - are actually the ones that have underwire or whatever, even though they are meant for support that i don't need, they don't make me look like a pancake.
chocolate in popcorn is mandatory!

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